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"Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you lot been eating, rocks?"
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His oral cavity virtually quirked in a smile, and that'south when I knew how upset he'd been"
― The Angel Experiment
"Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His oral cavity virtually quirked in a smile, and that'south when I knew how upset he'd been"
― The Angel Experiment
"Tin can I come up in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!"
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No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!"
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"They turned to Angel. "We will call you lot Fiddling One," the leader said, obviously deciding to manipulate with the whole confusing name thing.
"Okay," said Affections agreeably. "I'll phone call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested."
― Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"Okay," said Affections agreeably. "I'll phone call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
"That can be his Indian name," I suggested."
― Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
"I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny torso. "Ask 1 over for dinner," Fang said, joining us."
― School's Out—Forever
― School's Out—Forever
"Holy [Insert your selection of a swear give-and-take here]," said Fang stunned."
― The Angel Experiment
― The Angel Experiment
"You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nervus endings while your brain was developing.' (The managing director)
And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)"
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And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)"
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"De tall, nighttime vun--dere'due south zero special most him at all," ter Borcht said dismissively of Fang, who hadn't moved since the doctor had come up in.
Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. 1 side of Fang's mouth quirked."
― Saving the Earth and Other Extreme Sports
Well, he's a snappy dresser," I offered. 1 side of Fang's mouth quirked."
― Saving the Earth and Other Extreme Sports
"They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they normally are. They were like, remember to flap!"
― School'southward Out—Forever
― School'southward Out—Forever
"Pick a tree. I'll carve our initials into it." -Fang"
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"Then there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown pilus and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max"
― Max
― Max
"I choose you," he said very softly, "Max."
And then his difficult, crude hand tenderly cuppoed my chin, and suddenly his oral cavity was on mine, and every synapse in my brain shorted out.
We had kissed a couple of times before, but this was different. This fourth dimension, I squelched my immediate, overwhelming want to run abroad screaming. I closed my eyes and put my artillery around him despite my fearfulness. Then somehow we slid sideways so we were lying in the cool sand. I was holding him fiercely, and he was kissing me fiercely, and it was...just so, so intensely good. Once I got past my usual, gut-wrenching terror, there was a long, sweet slide into mindlessness, when all I felt was Fang, and all I heard was his breathing, and all I could think was "Oh, God, I want to do this all the time."
― Max
And then his difficult, crude hand tenderly cuppoed my chin, and suddenly his oral cavity was on mine, and every synapse in my brain shorted out.
We had kissed a couple of times before, but this was different. This fourth dimension, I squelched my immediate, overwhelming want to run abroad screaming. I closed my eyes and put my artillery around him despite my fearfulness. Then somehow we slid sideways so we were lying in the cool sand. I was holding him fiercely, and he was kissing me fiercely, and it was...just so, so intensely good. Once I got past my usual, gut-wrenching terror, there was a long, sweet slide into mindlessness, when all I felt was Fang, and all I heard was his breathing, and all I could think was "Oh, God, I want to do this all the time."
― Max
"At that moment I had no mind to alter, or not modify, or throw against the nearest wall."
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"Don't always go out me again." -Max
I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang"
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I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang"
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"And you're blind?"
Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to audio bored.
Were you built-in that way?"
No."
How did yous become blind, uh, Jeff, is information technology?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked direct at the sun, yous know, the mode they always tell y'all not to. If just I had listened."
― School's Out—Forever
Uh-huh," Iggy said, trying to audio bored.
Were you built-in that way?"
No."
How did yous become blind, uh, Jeff, is information technology?"
Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked direct at the sun, yous know, the mode they always tell y'all not to. If just I had listened."
― School's Out—Forever
"Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Difficult. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you lot if you dice on me!"
― Fang
― Fang
"Some kids go chosen 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' Nosotros got 'the fifty-fourth generation of Deoxyribonucleic acid experiments.' Doesn't have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I'm oversensitive."
― Angel
― Angel
"They call me, The Sharkalator"
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"I offered to pee on him, but they said no"
― Max
― Max
"Fang, fang. I love you. I looooove yous. I honey you thiiiiiiiiiis much!"
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"You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record."
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"Let's merely say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off h2o vapor and leave fresh compost behind them; no 1 would exist hungry; no one would exist sick; all buildings would be earthquake-, bomb-, and overflowing-proof; and the world's unabridged economy would have collapsed and been replaced by one based on the value of chocolate. "
― Saving the Globe and Other Farthermost Sports
― Saving the Globe and Other Farthermost Sports
"There is one bright side to this," said Fang.
Yes? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate united states before they killed us?
He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You lot looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide he added, "You love me this much."
My shriek of appalled rage could probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii."
― Max
Yes? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate united states before they killed us?
He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet. "You lot looove me," he crooned smugly. Holding his arms out wide he added, "You love me this much."
My shriek of appalled rage could probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii."
― Max
"Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!"
― School's Out—Forever
― School's Out—Forever
"Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming."
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"do you e'er take dirty thoughts nearly spongebob?"
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